Gunners Own Lures
The Willie Spoon!
Whip it out! Jerk it around and cry out in glee when the big lunker bites your willie!
The perfect combination of novelty and function! Fluttery motion on retrieval with lots of flash.
Keep it in the tacklebox or buy it for your best fishing friend.
Can be engraved too! So you'll always know whose it is! (Plausible Deniability!)